"In English Please"

Ipreo FC 0 - Athletico RBS 0

All eyes were again on table toppers Ipreo FC as they thrashed promotion rivals Athletic RBS 0-0 at the Finsbury Leisure Complex Arena today. There was a huge roar from the dedicated Ipreo supporters in the newly completed 12 all seater MY Humps Upper tier as Fans favourite Sean Robins was spotted among the substitutes, obviously still not quite 100% fit after a sudden bout of vodkaritis.

The game got off to a frantic pace with both sides creating numerous chances, but none quite good enough to beat either keeper, of which Ipreo resident Chris Crow was on particularly good form. Dave DT Timothy was running the show in midfield as usual, an Paul Newbs, in for the suspended East End bad boy Jamie Donovan, was showing why some have been touting him as the next big thing in English football. But Ipreo were still unable to break the deadlock, while at the other end the Psycrow was keeping the boys in blue in it, as both teams were raining in the shots on goal.

For a 0-0 draw, the game was full of incidents, chances, saves and drama. In the dying seconds either team could have won with last gasp attempts. However, on his return, it was Sean Robins' sin bin, after only 1 minute of entering the field, that will be hugging the back pages tomorrow. Robins was sent to the stands for two minutes for decent after apparently calling into question the referees use of the English language, something yours truly has never obviously had a problem with. However, Robins took his punishment like a Soho Pro and the game continued without him.

Ipreo continued to press in the second half showing touches that Ronaldinho would have wet himself over...all that was needed was a goal, that ultimately never came.

Man of the match Chris Crow probably came up with the most entertaining moment of the match, exposing his gluteus maximus after an impeccable parry, causing an unnamed female fan to go quite red, and quiver "oh my" under her breath. Crow, it seems, is something of a hit with Ipreos testosterone challenged supporters.

And so it ended, 0-0, but never fret, the Blue and whites still currently top the Friday league with over half the season now gone. Could this be our year, is this our time? Has Colin Greer masterminded the almost impossible feat of promotion the giddy heights of the Thursday League? Find out next week in another exciting edition of the blue report, in the mean time...I'm off for a lager shandy, adios!